Okay jeep, lets fix you up

*Opens bonnet*

“right, camshaft position sensor, can’t be that hard!”

*Sees sea of connectors*

*Removes engine cover, sees chewed up connectors left and right creaking in sufferment*


“Oh this is a tight space”

*Realizes lack of wrenching skill*

*Closes bonnet*

“If you don’t work, at least it won’t br because I got creative with the engine”


*Cranks car*

*Turns on without warning notices*


Well, you live to transport me and my sister another day...