The Grand Manifesto

The observer becomes the observed and the observed becomes the observer.

The Grand Manifesto calls for global transmogrification of social media use. We will expunge selfies, meretricious braggarts, pestiferous social justice warriors, and pictures of sustenance.


The narcissists shall be humbled and ones who seek validation may be spurned. Those who cannot escape the tentacles of social media will surely find themselves entwined in an eternal sequence of false realities.

Glorified arrogance and pervading vanity shall be ursurped by those who resist such feeble luxuries. Accompany us in our expedition to purify ones who have been forsaken by blatant social media usage and guide them towards the righteous path.

Do you know who is following you?


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