So I'm sitting on the crapper at work and hear the faint, yet distinct saxophone solo in "The Heart Of Rock 'n' Roll" on the overhead speaker. I immediately start wondering what a road trip to all the places mentioned in the song would be like.

Once I got back in the office, I decided to put actual work aside, and start on the most important task of my day: mapping it out. This is what I came up with...

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(I'm assuming "the Liberty Town" refers to Philadelphia?)

If anyone wants to take the trip, I'll be in Cleveland awaiting a smack in the face or kick in the balls for coming up with such a stupid idea and wasting 10 minutes on this post.

And now, your earworm: