They wanted me to install their home security. It’s a live person on the other end, but they use prerecorded messages and some text to words software. They like to call me, despite numerous times telling them I’m not interested. So today I just straight up told them my house burned down.

“Would you be interested in a home security system?”

“Well, my house burned down....”

“Well, if you had one, would you use it?”

“Unless you want to watch a bunch of ashes, I don’t see a point.”

Spent the next couple of minutes trying not to laugh while I informed them that I am indeed the home owner, my house no longer exists, and I don’t need a security system. Next time I’m asking if it prevents zombies from attacking.