1st Gear: Something something used car values. When Carmax offers you $500 for your 1994 Taurus with 417k miles, they’re being very generous.

2nd Gear: Sergio is still hitting the Grappa pretty hard, thinks FCA is awesome.

3rd Gear: Ford still in love with “X” even after Taurus X failed. Promises autonomous cars by any means necessary.

4th Gear: New Uber CEO predicts flying cars, apparently used to write for Popular Science. Also, his name is harder to pronounce than Travis’s.

5th Gear: Urban muralist mad when his art shows up in Cadillac ad; forgets he painted it in public view.

Reverse: Dukes of Hazzard is awesome.