Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Slip me a $20 and watch me drop my tiny briefs.

1st Wipe: Trump hates Chinese money because every time he spends it, he’s greedy again in an hour.

2nd Wipe: Fiat gives Magneti Marelli a kiss on the cheek.

3rd Wipe: British cars failing. Like, financially this time.

4th Wipe: Peugeot still appreciates Vauxhall for helping make French cars look reliable.

5th Wipe: Goodyear covered up faulty RV tires for over 20 years. But I thought RV owners were supposed to cover up their tires.

Splashback: Lee Petty got 86’d at 86 today in 2000.