Oppo....I have done it.

I have accidentally found the most OPPO keychain imaginable....

BEHOLD!

A SHIFTABLE, ***GATED*** 5-spd manual KEYCHAIN! Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you! This miracle of Chinese engineering can be had for the low, low price of $1.70 Canadian, with free shipping!

Would be great for people with ADHD that need a fidget toy, plus, if you’re bored, imagine all the nice people you’ll meet when you’re daydreaming of *insert your favorite automotive moment here* and shifting through the gears on your keychain making engine noises with your mouth! :P

I have already ordered one for no other reason than “because reasons”. Will let you know once it arrives! :D