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The mower is dead

I returned it for a full refund, no fuss at all luckily. But it’s really a damn shame. The cut was great, the use was easy, and it didn’t spill a single blade of grass. I can’t help but think I just got a lemon of a mower...

I went to Lowe’s and Herm Derper, but nothing tickled my fancy, and HD was out of every affordable mower. Sears has some but none are highly rated. I don’t want to spend five hundred on a damn mower. I’m tempted to just buy another one of the one I just blew up. Is that crazy?


EDIT: thanks to everyone who replied to my last post, by the way

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