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The Opposite Locker - Edition III

This is The Opposite Locker where we try and sort out the cool from the square. You are free to discuss your point of view of the cars, on the board and up to bat, within the comments with an optional use of the "Anna Kendrick Test." This is a discussion system detailing how cool a car is, not how fast, fun, or frivolous it may be, but how well it embodies the spirit of the bee's knees.

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Locker Space

Frigid

  • Chysler 300

Cool

  • Ford Focus
  • C7 Corvette
  • Mazda MX-5 Miata (2006+) - This one was confusing. The paid-writers own them, but, if I'm not mistaken, they own only the older version, which would have made the Miata uncool before we even had a chance to discuss the matter. The older version is undeniably uncool, especially with the average Miata owner's questionable 'upgrades,' but the new version is small, yet doesn't seem to sacrifice it's dignity for your driving pleasure. Driving up to a lady friend's house in the new Miata certainly won't be the reason your evening gets cut short.

Uncool

  • Nissan GT-R

Square

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The New Kid(s) on the Block

I had two requests on the original posts and none thereafter. Hat-tip (is this still a thing?) to Bandit, and Breakfast Burrito. The cars in question are a bit out-dated, and I probably will stick to new models from here on out.

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Mercury Marauder

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Trans Am

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Achieving Cool Clic Stature.

I want to have a header image and a board showing the respective class of each car, like the actual cool wall, so that it isn't just a bunch of text; I've dubbed this board the 'locker space,' as you may have noticed. Those that are willing to help will gain influence under a nail biting veto.

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