This is The Opposite Locker where we try and sort out the cool from the square. You are free to discuss your point of view of the cars, on the board and up to bat, within the comments with an optional use of the "Anna Kendrick Test." This is a discussion system detailing how cool a car is, not how fast, fun, or frivolous it may be, but how well it looks in the cat's pajamas.

Try a different web browser if the polls do not show. Asterisked* cars are moved more than slightly from the original vote by use of veto power, and double asterisked** cars are vehicles moved back under a challenge. If you are confused about whats going on, click here.

Locker Space

Frigid (10)

  • Chrysler 300*
  • Dodge Challenger
  • Toyota GT 86
  • Porsche Cayman
  • McLaren π
  • Porsche 918

Cool (9-7)

  • Ford Focus
  • Chevrolet Corvette (C7)
  • Mazda MX-5 Miata
  • Ford Mustang
  • Porsche 911
  • Mercury Marauder**
  • Tesla Model S

Uncool (6-3)

  • Nissan GT-R
  • Chevrolet Camaro
  • Porsche Boxster*
  • Porsche Cayenne
  • Ferrari 458 Italia
  • Lamborghini Gallardo
  • Ferrari LaFerrari
  • Nissan 370Z - I'll let Somethingwittyer take this one: "Overweight, underpowered (compared to it's competitors), and overpriced. I Far cry from the lightweight everyman's 240 Z." The Nissan Z should be the japanese answer to the classical idea of the Mustang and Camaro, a blue-collar sports car, but instead it falls short. 正方形.


Square (2-1)

  • Toyota Camry
  • Toyota Corolla
  • Porsche Panamera
  • McLaren MP4-12C*

New Kid on the Block - Electric Edition

We know that the Tesla Model S is cool, but how do these three examples from the worlds biggest corporations look posted on the inside of your locker? The Volt didn't live up to it's expectations, the Leaf has a problem of running out of electricity too soon without a proper engine, and the Prius sells but leaves something more desired. Do these half-assed attempts to save the world leave you electrified or shocked?


Chevrolet Volt


Nissan Leaf


Toyota Prius


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