This is The Opposite Locker where we try and sort out the cool from the square. This is a discussion system detailing how cool a car is, not how fast, fun, or frivolous it may be, but how well it looks in the cat's pajamas.

But, you may be asking, what makes a car cool, anyways?

Try a different web browser if the polls do not show. Asterisked* cars are moved more than slightly from the original vote by use of veto power, and double asterisked** cars are vehicles moved back under a challenge.

Locker Space

Frigid

  • Chrysler 300*
  • Dodge Challenger
  • Toyota GT 86
  • Porsche Cayman
  • McLaren π
  • Porsche 918
  • Maserati GranTurismo
  • Aston Martin DB9
  • Aston Martin V12 Vantage
  • Jaguar F-Type
  • SRT Viper
  • Lamborghini Aventador

Cool

  • Ford Focus
  • Chevrolet Corvette (C7)
  • Mazda MX-5 Miata
  • Ford Mustang
  • Porsche 911
  • Tesla Model S
  • Maserati Quattroporte
  • Aston Martin V8 Vantage
  • Ferrari FF
  • Audi R8
  • Ford Fusion
  • Kia Optima
  • Mazda 6
  • Alfa Romeo 4C
  • Cadillac XTS
  • Fiat 500
  • Audi A7
  • Mercedes-Benz CLS
  • Ford Fiesta
  • Audi A8 - Jason Statham. Cool.

Uncool

  • Nissan GT-R
  • Chevrolet Camaro
  • Porsche Boxster*
  • Porsche Cayenne
  • Ferrari 458 Italia
  • Lamborghini Gallardo
  • Ferrari LaFerrari
  • Nissan 370Z
  • Chevrolet Volt
  • Maserati Ghibli
  • BMW 3 Series
  • Aston Martin Vanquish*
  • Hyundai Genesis Coupe
  • Chevrolet Malibu
  • Hyundai Sonata
  • Honda Accord
  • Subaru Legacy
  • Lexus LF-A*
  • Buick Regal*
  • Volkswagen Golf*
  • Chevolet Silverado
  • Dodge Ram
  • Audi A5*
  • Jeep Grand Cherokee
  • Mercedes-Benz GLK
  • Cadillac Escalade
  • BMW 7 Series - You could have just gotten the 5 series, but you instead want to be cradled in comfort and carry and engine that you won't really want to do much with, so why didn't you just buy a Lexus? Uncool.
  • Mercedes-Benz S Class - If you own an S Class, the probability that you are being driven around approaches the limit as x goes to infinity of x^x; chances are that you also understood this and work in a boring financial industry full of computers with boring graphs about nothing in particular. Uncool.

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Square

  • Toyota Camry
  • Toyota Corolla
  • Porsche Panamera
  • McLaren MP4-12C*
  • Nissan Leaf
  • Toyota Prius
  • Nissan Altima
  • Chrysler 200
  • Dodge Avenger
  • Volkswagen Passat
  • Lexus IS
  • Lincoln MKZ
  • Ford F-150
  • BMW 5 Series Gran Turismo

New Kid On The Block

The Jeep Wrangler is the vehicle for the non enthusiast population, that is until they turn into automotive enthusiasts because of it. The removable doors and roof strip up a fascination with driving without having to break any laws. I would bet on the fact that more Wranglers have been off road than any other brand, make, model of anything ever.

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The Big Question: Does the unrefined and unsophisticated Wrangler contribute to everyone's thoughts of you being 10 years old, or does the fact that the Wrangler carries a completely different ethos to a Corolla contribute to everyone's thoughts of you being 10 years old?

Jeep Wrangler

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