This is The Opposite Locker where we try and sort out the cool from the square. This is a discussion system detailing how cool a car is, not how fast, fun, or frivolous it may be, but how well it looks in the cat's pajamas. But, you may be asking, what makes a car cool, anyways?

Asterisked* cars are moved more than slightly from the original vote by use of veto power, and double asterisked** cars are vehicles moved back under a challenge.

Locker Space

Frigid

  • Chrysler 300*
  • Dodge Challenger
  • Toyota GT 86
  • Porsche Cayman
  • McLaren π
  • Porsche 918
  • Maserati GranTurismo
  • Aston Martin DB9
  • Aston Martin V12 Vantage
  • Jaguar F-Type
  • SRT Viper
  • Lamborghini Aventador

Cool

  • Ford Focus
  • Chevrolet Corvette (C7)
  • Mazda MX-5 Miata
  • Ford Mustang
  • Porsche 911
  • Tesla Model S
  • Maserati Quattroporte
  • Aston Martin V8 Vantage
  • Ferrari FF
  • Audi R8
  • Ford Fusion
  • Kia Optima
  • Mazda 6
  • Alfa Romeo 4C
  • Cadillac XTS
  • Fiat 500
  • Audi A7
  • Mercedes-Benz CLS
  • Ford Fiesta
  • Audi A8
  • Jeep Wrangler
  • Lotus Evora

Uncool

  • Nissan GT-R
  • Chevrolet Camaro
  • Porsche Boxster*
  • Porsche Cayenne
  • Ferrari 458 Italia
  • Lamborghini Gallardo
  • Ferrari LaFerrari
  • Nissan 370Z
  • Chevrolet Volt
  • Maserati Ghibli
  • BMW 3 Series
  • Aston Martin Vanquish*
  • Hyundai Genesis Coupe
  • Chevrolet Malibu
  • Hyundai Sonata
  • Honda Accord
  • Subaru Legacy
  • Lexus LF-A*
  • Buick Regal*
  • Volkswagen Golf*
  • Chevolet Silverado
  • Dodge Ram
  • Audi A5*
  • Jeep Grand Cherokee
  • Mercedes-Benz GLK
  • Cadillac Escalade
  • BMW 7 Series
  • Mercedes-Benz S Class
  • Chevrolet Impala

Square

  • Toyota Camry
  • Toyota Corolla
  • Porsche Panamera
  • McLaren MP4-12C*
  • Nissan Leaf
  • Toyota Prius
  • Nissan Altima
  • Chrysler 200
  • Dodge Avenger
  • Volkswagen Passat
  • Lexus IS
  • Lincoln MKZ
  • Ford F-150
  • BMW 5 Series Gran Turismo

New Kid On The Block

It's red, it's Italian, it's and Alfa Romeo... or is it? Some would call the current iteration of the brand known as Alfa Romeo just a rebadged Fiat. The question then becomes, do these new Alfa's reliability improvements make them cool? Were the old Alfa Romeos, that just break down all the time, even cool in the first place? And does this new generation of Alfa Romeos keep the characteristics of the old cars that brought us to love the Italian brand?

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Alfa Romeo MiTo

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