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The Opposite Locker - Furloughed and Bored

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This is The Opposite Locker where we try and sort out the cool from the square. This is a discussion system detailing how cool a car is, not how fast, fun, or frivolous it may be, but how well it looks in the cat’s pajamas. But, you may be asking, what makes a car cool anyways?

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Please utilize the Anna Kendrick Test when discussing why a particular car is cool or uncool, and ask yourself, “would Steve McQueen be caught dead driving this car down the Pacific Coast Highway?” (Basically, it should be bad on track and great on a road).

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New Kids on the Block

BMW Z4 (G29)

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With a fussier front end and sharper chassis, can this cold heart from Germany show us the blue steel we deserve?

https://poll.fm/10525547

Toyota Supra (A90)

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What is dead may never die, or for that mater make us question is ascension from the depths of a Japanese sea.

https://poll.fm/10525557


Locker Space

Fly as Hell

  • Dodge Challenger
  • Jaguar F-Type

Cool

  • Ford Mustang
  • Porsche 911 (991)

Uncool

  • BMW M4 (F82)
  • Chevrolet Camaro
  • Subaru WRX

Square

  • Hyundai Genesis Coupe

...and not to worry; sounds like I’ll be back at work on Monday. Also, Kinja’s super annoying now. I can’t get the poll embed to work correctly. I remember there used to be a trick but can’t remember it enough to know what it was apparently.

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