What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

is the 2018 Toyota Corolla SE with the 6 speed manual. Luxury. Handling. Sport. Comfort. All wrapped together in the most elegant package imaginable.

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You guys can keep your Maseratis, your BMWs, Bentleys, Mercedes. This is much more luxurious, refined, and sporty for a fraction of the cost. There’s no use for automakers to make cars anymore since nothing will ever amount to the perfection that is the 2018 Corolla SE.

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Anyone who disagrees will have their Jalopnik Gold membership revoked and tossed into a fiery pit lined with sharp spikes lined with boiling oil and an eternal supply of gasoline. All burned flesh will be replenished for maximum misery and suffering.

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