is the 2018 Toyota Corolla SE with the 6 speed manual. Luxury. Handling. Sport. Comfort. All wrapped together in the most elegant package imaginable.
You guys can keep your Maseratis, your BMWs, Bentleys, Mercedes. This is much more luxurious, refined, and sporty for a fraction of the cost. There’s no use for automakers to make cars anymore since nothing will ever amount to the perfection that is the 2018 Corolla SE.
Anyone who disagrees will have their Jalopnik Gold membership revoked and tossed into a fiery pit lined with sharp spikes lined with boiling oil and an eternal supply of gasoline. All burned flesh will be replenished for maximum misery and suffering.