If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

The Pontiac G8 sucks.

Look at this turd. Who does it think it is? It’s like someone drew a car by filling their nose with paint, and just sneezed onto a canvas and boom, there was your design. Look at it. It’s so full of itself. It’s Australian too. Fucking Australians. Also, the name. Pontiac. Pontiac is a city that I think is near Detroit, so it sucks. This car was so terrible that it killed Pontiac.

(Disclaimer: I may be making this post in hopes that you will all start a Pontiac G8 hate bandwagon so maybe the damn things can depreciate and I can actually have one)

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