*I enter home with a wet windbreaker and soaked shoes*
Sister: What the hell happened to you?!?
Me: I had a meeting a few blocks away, I took my bike.
Sister:What the fuck is wrong with you, why didn’t you take your car?!?
Me: I... I didn’t want to get it dirty
Sister: What the-
Me: I don’t want to wash it again this week.
Car *Gets dirty anyway*