The Kinja time travel machine has become deeply unstable, and is now reaching further and further into the future for notification data. Prepare to get a notification from yourself 20 years from now, trying to convince you not to waste your life arguing with people on the internet (but you should have known you weren't going to listen)

The hope is that a team of people can help Denton contain the machine before it turns time into an oblong taurus, but the damage is already done IMHO. Whelp, I'm off to record all the lottery numbers for the next six months or so.