Am I missing anything here? or am I ready to commence advanced motoring?

Cowboy hat +toque that says Canada. check

cool shades, check

wrenches, feeler gauge, pliers, screwdriver. check.

Sandpaper, wire strippers, flashlight, clif bars. check

Activity to read aloud on the plane, check

sideburns, low.

Baling wire, check. Trim pliers check.

Super #33 tape, check.