I like The Rock. Pain and Gain, Fast and Furious, The Rundown. Hell, I even enjoyed watching him in his latest CGI-filled movie San Andreas, the heartwarming story of man trying to save his marriage while California undergoes a Mother Earth reset and falls into the ocean.

But this, this is something that well, I can’t even. This is almost so bad that it’s good. Sort of. Nope. Not really.

Not to mention in many of his previous movies, including San Andreas, he’s driving some variation of a big, black Ram Truck. Now he appears to be a Ford guy.