I’m actually kind of impressed, since over half of my commute is uphill or sitting in traffic. In other news, a certain member of my family is dead to me. Their complete disregard of others has gone too far. For fucks sakes, if you can’t at least clean up after yourself when it creates a slipping hazard, you deserve to be left with one sheet of toilet paper each use, to always be stuck in traffic, to always have your earbuds ripped out of your ear because they caught something, to always have one percent battery life left on anything you ever use, and to find the winning lotto ticket, only to lose it in the rain that constantly follows you around. AND BE FORCED TO DRIVE AN AVEO.