Apparently, my front lawn is a grass-type Pokemon hotspot. Also I finally got off my lazy ass and figured out how to get around the weird error messages I’ve been getting trying to download it from Google Play and finally got it on my phone (don’t worry, I’m aware of DroidJack, hence why I’m getting it from Google Play direct - the problem seems to be just taking a while to find a good place where I can get a solid enough WiFi connection to finish the download).