My kids got tortoises from a friend the other day. The next day one of them went missing and Incouldn’t find it anywhere. I figured one of the neighborhood hawks had grabbed it. I’m mot too big into the idea of keepin wild animals as pets, and wasn’t too upset about nature taking its course. A small I was drinking my morning coffee some of the other wild animals I’ve enslaved started losing their minds. I went over to their coop and the missing tortoise had reappeared. He shall now be named Geronimo.

I was pretty surprised at how scared the chickens were, as they aren’t really scared of anything. They pacified both my pit bulls. I normally let them free range around my yard, but I’m BBQin today and didn’t want chickenshit everywhere.