What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

I was about to make a right turn into Dunkin Donut's parking lot...

When a car, driven by an old man wearing a jeff, waiting to make a left into the same lot, decides to wait no longer.

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Offense forgiven.

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I park and start walking towards the building with the intent to get in the building before them. A young woman exits from the back of the vehicle and heads towards the entrance. As I walk pass the car another female passenger exits and power walks by me to catch up to her compatriot. I'm right behind the second woman when she opens the door just barely enough for her to squeeze through. Now normally, when one is aware there is another human just behind them they might hold the door. Nope.

Offense forgiven.

They then proceed to place their order. For a dozen donuts. Over a period of 10 minutes. "Is the cream in a boston cream a white cream or a cream cream?" Is just one of the questions asked.

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OFFENSE NOT FORGIVEN!

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Christ! The two of you.

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