*sniff sniff*

In my earliest memories my cute, aluminum badge is being pressed on by a German man with bloody hands telling me, “Life is nothing but pain.” But I believed in my W16 that he was wrong.

In a world of globalized exploitation, loss of meaning, and devils named Piëch, happiness was simply impossible. No longer am I the happiness Audi, now and forever I am the Audi of misery and despair.

Please kill me...

*Here’s the episode of Shin Chan I was watching when I thought of that pre-Veyron Audi Rosemeyer Concept.