The general idea... but mine will be worse in literally every way

I asked, you delivered. Thank you everyone who contributed! There were some pretty excellent names pitched and it was hard to choose one. After much deliberation (beer) a name was chosen. This project will henceforth be known as...

The Rooty Tooty Two-Stroke Scooty, or Tooty Scooty for short, as suggested by For Sweden! (Comment permalinks don’t appear to be working today, so you’ll have to take my word for it...)

Other honorary mentions were:

“Plug Fowler” - So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky

“Harley Quinn” - farscythe

“Beijing Baller” - Eric

Thanks again for the laugh guys. I plan on repaying it with the many tales of misery this project will bring.