The VW dealer looks more dreary every year

I got to Chipotle a little early for my online order to have been filled yet, so I wandered over to the VW dealer out of morbid curiosity to take a gander at the new Atlas “coupe.”

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When the Atlas first came out, almost all of them were bright fun colors; reds, blues, and even oranges abounded right here.

You can also see in this photo how frightful the front of the “coupe” looks, especially next to the well proportioned Atlas next to it.

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Graphic: photo of an entirely distasteful VW

Yeah, I just don’t get it. The regular Atlas looks much better and has more cargo room.

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Image: ination was used in these mods, but not much of it

It took me going to the front of this car to see what it was without any badging. The big duck tale spoiler on the trunk was really throwing me.

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Gif: ted Nismo would still be nice

Manual 2013 Nismo Juke with 70,000 miles but no price. I wanted to see what they wanted for this one.

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Gif: ? More like GIB PLZ

This bright orange and brand new VW Jetta R Line 6 speed was just $25,000 sticker price. Let’s be honest, it made me question the series of events that led to me not driving away in this SM70 spec dream right now. The more I think about this the more I want it. Seriously, I think this is now like second on my sub 30k dream list, right behind the Veloster N.

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