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The Way of the Pumpkin

The path is arduous, grasshopper.

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From uncertain beginnings, challenges appear in your way.

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Even when you emerge victorious, the road ahead can be treacherous.

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Only a few can find their way through to enlightenment...and breakfast.

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Even having reached the pinnacle, she must master the training of humans to open cans.

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