“There is no book that tells you how to feel completely alive... but there is the Cadillac Catera owner’s manual.” WAT. These commercials are insane. By the weigh, this thing was 3900lbs and barely had 200hp. But don’t worry, you could lease one for $399/mo or at least until the interference engine grenaded itself.
A couple of other weird points:
1) WOW they spent a lot of money marketing this bucket
2) They actually went so far as to name a character on Chicago Hope (a 6 season long doctor show) “Lisa Catera” aka “Lease A Catera”. The TV spots that ran during the show would say something like “Lease A Catera for $399/mo.... who is Lease-A-Catera?”