Hang onto your hats, scammy, scummy, and just incompetent dealerships ahoy! If you’ve ever shopped ‘05-’10 ‘large’ Jeeps you know there’s some common problems. Like the steering wheel covering disintegrating. And the driver’s seat bolster disintegrating. Have a buffer before the laughter.
From the “NO LOWBALLERS” file. 130k on the clock, couldn’t even be bothered to clean it for the photos, paint damage, and interior by trapped bear. $10k after fee padding. Oh, and it’s a Commander, not a WK.
“HEATED LEATHER” or at least what’s left of it. Which is not fucking much. “PREMIUM SOUND” from an $85 Alpine deck installed by BeastBuy. But hey, slap some of that As-Seen-On-Tv leather repair on it, don’t mention the overhead console problem, the highly desirable rear parking sensors being disconnected and probably broken, no rear entertainment, no service history at all, and more electrical red flags than China, that’s totally worth the NADA of a maxed out Overland!
From the “if you want to sell a car on the Internet, you need pictures” file. That file is getting really big. No I am not going to come to your dealer in person to see it. I’m sure it must be seen to be believed - believed that you would even think to ask that much for something with multiple accidents.
From the “just because NADA says” files. Simon says stop pretending these things are in ‘excellent’ condition. Though I will concede this one isn’t that far off a fair value, it sure as shit isn’t a $10k car with the interior in that shape.
Now see, THIS ONE HERE? This is how an ‘06 Grand Cherokee should be priced regardless of color. Hell, it’s a downright bargain since they clearly replaced or rewrapped the steering wheel. Shame it’s the completely wrong color.
See? SOME dealers can actually price these things reasonably. And actually know how to sell a damn car on the Internet.
Nice job hiding the driver’s seat leather being completely trashed. Terrible job hiding the underbody rust. Superb job slapping your dealership stickers everywhere. Also love the lack of dash shots showing the odometer and the half dozen warning lights that I’m sure are on. Unparalleled execution in getting me to laugh loudly at your price.