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Theo Says Hi

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Hey, lil’ buddy. Whatcha got there?

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Oh, just the heart of someone who betrayed you? That’s cute. Carry on.

Illustration for article titled Theo Says Hi
Photo: Me
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Rally Chicken has quite the list of enemies, too.

(Also, chicken hearts are delicious.)

Moderator, OppositeLock. Former Staff Writer, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.

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