That says if car adverts are shot in the U.S.A. and involves Americans with AMERICAN accents, then the car is TO BE SOLD in the U.S.A.. Period.

Too many car companies are using our beautiful landscapes to film adverts and then turn around only to sell their cars to the rest of the developed world.

This one is even more egregious. Skoda, if you caused a small town in Alaska to change its name to match that of your new SUV, then that car BETTER BE SOLD HERE, goddammit! Or else GIT OUT!

(To be fair, Skoda recently announced they are eyeing a re-entry into North America and we do buy a crapload of SUVs, but they better not pussyfoot around! No excuses if they went this far.).

Here’s the car in question: