There’s no excuse to ship a small ass slip of paper in a regularly sized envelope - only for it to go to a sorting station 40 miles north and back down. Like, from one local zip code to a neighboring other, that’s unacceptable.
An SD (Super Deformed) cute pair of Subarus for your time.
PS. If someone tells me this is a standard procedure for local mail, I will gladly take my new MSi and slap you with it.