If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

These have been steadily disappearing since last February...

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And suddenly I canโ€™t remember the last time Iโ€™ve seen one.

I would often, OFTEN, see cars with two or more of these on. Also decals celebrating SB48 using coming in pairs or sets of three even. Just slathered on any car through the suburbs. Any make or model, TWELVE. I have seen multiple DDs with crudely painted Seahawks logo on the driverโ€™s door in what appeared to be interior latex paint. You saw more 12 flags on homes than the actual stars and stripes. But donโ€™t worry, you can kill two birds with one stone:

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Yes, this is a thing.

Today, briefly listening to pundants speculate on the the future of Marshawn Lynch before changing over to classic rock, I noticed that all of these declarations of unbridled devotion had vanished.

Kind of odd really. 1 super bowl, 2 NFC titles, and then a down year where you get your doors blown off in the divisional round, but nonetheless did make the playoffs, and *poof* Done.

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