The difference was just overwelming for them. Power retractable hard top....pop up headlights. They could not speak for minutes, but found common grounds within a reasonable time span. They were starting to be more and more attracted. They got closer and closer...
A kiss with love was out of the question...they wanted to be savages and make out with passion and lust. No lube. *go read 50 shades of grey paint jobs for the rest*
8 months later, I see Nathalia Agano. She kinda took some weight...still sexy somewhat.
She could not hide it anymore.
NA - "She's gonna be on earth September 3rd, if god wills it!"
ME - Congrats! How is Nathan Crap doing btw?
NA - "Don't call him that! He's a nice guy ok!...he's having some activities with the sports club. Trying to look younger, you know. Oh look how handsome he looks"
ME - Yeah....handsome...
NA - "Oh!oh!oh! Wanna see some ecography of her????"
ME - Sure!
ME - She looks like...her father.
NA - "She does! But, she'll be as thrilling as me. ;)"
ME - Dammit...why didn't I go out with you again?
NA - "You were too busy looking at that Rotalia bitch...hate her, she guzzles everything the guys gives to her! And look where it left you. Without me and without money."
ME - But I had a good time with Rotalia...really good time.
NA - "Oh shut it."
Moral of the story: The new MX5 is a baby. Wait 'til it grows a bit before trying/buy it...you car pedophiles.