Class actions are the bane of my existence. Today I hatched a plan to break one completely - a unique and creative plan that will destroy the opposing attorneys, and it is all because of a mistake they made because my existence infuriates them (I have that effect on people).
It is so good. Too good. Uniquely me. If it works, we will be negotiating the terms of their surrender. I can’t say more, but I promise to tell the whole story here when it is over. The plan has 5 steps. I drafted the papers for Step 1 today, and this was me leaving the office: