I love how the Oppo community continues to grow, mostly because there are new innocent souls I can forever destroy by showing them the wonderful monstrosity I have dubbed the Fauxrrari Formula Ugh Mototrike. To gaze upon it is as it is to set foot in R’lyeh, an experience that devours your humanity and burns all sanity away.

Some history on this eldritch horror: I first encountered the Fauxrrari Formula Ugh Mototrike about 3 years ago, when I made an ill-advised journey through Goo-Net’s Japan: Other section. For the uninitiated, Japan: Other is a section of the Goo-Net automotive classifieds. While it’s mostly backhoes and forklifts and the occasional Autech Stelvio, there’s something...not right about it. Something unnatural lurking beneath the surface. Japan: Other is Goo-Net’s Innsmouth. We do not go to Innsmouth.


The Fauxrrari Formula Ugh Mototrike is the unholy union of Father Dagon and Mother Hydra. It is the antithesis of all that is good and right about humanity. I originally discovered it for sale at a price of around 65 grand. It sat at that price for a long time, until they started asking for $174,000 for it. I’m guessing that Barnabas Marsh’s nets had stopped bringing up gold with the fish. Right now, the price has dropped to an all-time low of $50,450. It’s the lowest I’ve ever seen it. The Esoteric Order of Dagon must have fallen on hard times.

If you’re unwilling to spend 50 thousand dollars on this, I’m sure they’d be willing to cut a deal. You just have provide a woman to be impregnated by the Deep Ones.