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They Only Like Me Because of My Car

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I took my dads Civic in for the driver side airbag recall the other day. They finished within an hour, and after having TWO donuts, I went on my way. Apparently they have a thing for 16 year old economy cars (stick shift: ooh la la) and want to set up the next date.

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If it’s a date with one of these, hard pass, then puke in a bucket:

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