What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled Thieves, Gotta Love Them

Lol break into my car and then roll the window down because you can’t get out again and have to use the outside latch. Master thieving skill, that. Though you’re definitely going to be disappointed when those checks you stole return as ‘account closed’. Have fun trying to cash those years-old check stubs, asshole.

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