Tomorrow is my birthday, but the weather report says i’ll be cutting hay all day tomorrow, so I’m drinking tonight...

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I’m debaging having another Whale Cake, i don’t think I can handle. Another Rhythmic Convergence as its labeled 8% and my gut/drunk feeli g is that its probably closer to 10 or 12... That shit hits hard. I 9nly had the one 24oz gansett, so i cant have nother one of those. I ALSO have a raspberry Whaele cake... May e thT. Why dri k more of the same when I can have avariety! I'll be 41, Oppo! 

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