1. Never get FP’d with a moderately controversial topic. Your inbox will hurt
  2. I made a mistake and am justifying it, apparently
  3. Old BMWs are way better buys than new Mustangs
  4. True car enthusiasts always buy the biggest engine offered in any car

EDIT: chill folks, I’m just making fun of FP commenters. I’m not ‘salty’, I found today to be hilarious