1. Heated seats. They may not be necessary somewhere like Florida, or the Phillipines. But I live in Canada. The flat northwestern bit, where it gets to -80 million degrees in the winter. You do not know how much these help you not lose your ass to frostbite.

2. Cupholders. Fuck any car that doesn’t have them. Also, flimsy plastic cupholders can fuck off too, but I will make consolation for the fact that they tend to look cool.


3. Armrests. What kind of lunatic designs a car, and doesn’t put in an armrest? Do you want my arm to fall off?