Self-explanatory. I'll keep this to a top ten so it's not a billion items long.
9. 99.99999999% of all casseroles (exception: King Ranch casserole; that's really just an exploded enchilada)
8. Turds, solid form
6. Turds, diarrhea form
4. Open infected wounds
3. Miracle Whip
2. That coolant/oil milkshake that 944s make when they're really busted
1. Cough syrup
How robo-trippin' was/is? ever a thing, I'll never know.
I'm sick. It sucks. I have trouble breathing and I have an even worse time trying to cough down cough syrup.
All you kids who said Dimetapp was yummy back in the day: you're gross. All of you. I don't get it.
I even have the berry NyQuil and nope. Nope nope nope nope. NOPE.