Re-evaluated career choices.
Had an ex-girlfriend offer to pay airfare to spend three weeks with her in China.
Did not go to China, because that’s a very bad idea.
Bought a poncho.
It was from L.L. Bean. I’m still cool.
Felt powerless to help a friend who is being psychologically abused.
Reconnected with an ex girlfriend who I stopped talking to because she’s Satan incarnate.
Went wedding shoe shopping with a different friend, angling to be a male bridesmaid.
Found out Wegmans no longer has a mini kosher deli, now has a kosher freezer.
Remembered exactly why I was sure my ex was Satan incarnate.
Pondered the point of life when I don’t have easy access to Russ and Daughters and no longer can find belly lox.
Maybe one day if I keep my fingers crossed friend to whom I shall be a bridesmaid suggests I make an online dating profile.
Drink alcohol. Make dating profile.
Get 30 messages in two days.
Realize that I do not need dating profile, but feel bad about making one, since I prefer to creep on people in person and did not respond.
Gasket leak on Jag.
Got a job I am in no way qualified for.
Still considered making a JDate profile, because I’m all about desperate frums.
Bought a new pair of expensive driving loafers.
Did not make JDate profile. Still all about that frum life.
Accepted gasket leak, because the transmission is a goner.
Considered writing down an account of all the weird shit I’ve ever gotten myself into.
May fix gaskets if bored.
Came to weird realization that I am either very lucky, or somehow get rewarded for always trying my best to do good, despite being very lazy and never bothering with anything. Questioned whether I’m actually a Taoist at heart.
Consulted I Ching.
Bought a pair of Nantucket reds.
Living that Take Ivy life.
Pretty sure everything is always okay.
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