“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
Illustration for article titled Things you should never do

1. tug on Superman’s cape

2. mess around with Slim

3. Tell you mom you’ll help her and her new husband find a car.

I get called AT LEAST 3 times a day...during work...with questions like:

“We’re sitting in a forester, now we looked at one of those and I didn’t like it, why didn’t I like it?”

Advertisement

you didn’t like the interior mom

“thats right!” *to her husband sitting next to her* “we didn’t like the interior. Yeah we don’t like it either.”

Advertisement

I ignored 3 calls today because I was, well you know, working? I sent her texts saying I can’t talk right now.

I relented and picked up at the end of the day

“Finally I get a hold of you. You must be out and about or something.”

no...just at work, working.

“so anyway what do you think about an escape.”

Advertisement

Share This Story

Get our newsletter