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That’s right. I’m ordering Purple Hornies tomorrow. And yes, I’m the type of asshole who’s going to bolt them right to the headers so everyone within 3 miles knows the car’s being driven.

Funny part is I’m buying “mufflers” (quotation because I doubt they muffle much- just how I like ‘em!) but what the car needs is a carb. Well, as cruel as it may sound, I’ll ask my grandfather to buy the carb (remember- this is his Camaro. I just admire it and clean it and help Dad try to keep it running.)

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The Flowmasters sound good, but everybody and their brother, their brother’s cousin, and their brother’s cousin’s dog runs them. Plus I hear they don’t really flow all that well anyways, so it shouldn’t lose too much performance. Hell, it might gain a little.

Also, I need a project name for this. Project Second Day? It’s a Day-2 70s Street Machine

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