I’ve decided to review and reduce the current lineups of all of the Manufacturers selling cars in the US market.

Acura

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ILX - just buy a Civic

MDX

NSX

RDX

RLX

TLX

Alfa Romeo - keeps its whole lineup!

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Aston Martin

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DB11 - who greenlit this Nissan styled abomination?

Rapide S - started out neat in 2010, the bass mouth update was a colossal mistake

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Vantage - it’s starting to grow on me

Audi - no more convertible variants, they’re all trash. Other than that, everything is fine.

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Bentley

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Mulsanne

Flying Spur - why do you even still build this?

Bentayga - narrow pass

Continental GT (Gen 3)

BMW - no more convertibles for you either! Also, no X2, X4, and X6.

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Buick

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Cascada - never understood why they imported these in the first place

Enclave

Encore - a rollover accident waiting to happen

Envision

LaCrosse

Regal

Cadillac

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ATS

CT6

CTS

Escalade - just buy a Yukon Denali

XT4

XT5

XTS - just buy a Buick LaCrosse

Chevrolet

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Spark

Bolt

Volt

Cruze

Malibu

Impala - just buy the Buick

Camaro

Corvette

City Express - it’s a Nissan anyway

Express - sure is 1998 in here

Trax

Equinox

Traverse

Suburban

Tahoe

Colorado

Silverado

Chrysler - they’ve already thinned the herd

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Dodge

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Challenger

Charger

Durango

Journey - get this subprime loan bait outta here

Fiat - I’m not sure if I need to ban the models I did, they’re not selling anyway

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500

500E

500L

500X

Ford - seems to have culled the herd itself, but I’d add the Flex and EcoSport to the list

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Genesis - gets to keep everything

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GMC - gets to keep everything

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Honda - only the Odyssey is banned

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Hyundai - banned in its entirety

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Infiniti - banned in its entirety

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and on that note, I’ll do the second half tomorrow.

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