I’ve decided to review and reduce the current lineups of all of the Manufacturers selling cars in the US market.
ILX - just buy a Civic
Alfa Romeo - keeps its whole lineup!
DB11 - who greenlit this Nissan styled abomination? Rapide S - started out neat in 2010, the bass mouth update was a colossal mistake
Vantage - it’s starting to grow on me
Audi - no more convertible variants, they’re all trash. Other than that, everything is fine.
Flying Spur - why do you even still build this?
Bentayga - narrow pass
Continental GT (Gen 3)
BMW - no more convertibles for you either! Also, no X2, X4, and X6.
Cascada - never understood why they imported these in the first place
Encore - a rollover accident waiting to happen
Escalade - just buy a Yukon Denali
XT5 XTS - just buy a Buick LaCrosse
Impala - just buy the Buick
City Express - it’s a Nissan anyway Express - sure is 1998 in here Trax
Chrysler - they’ve already thinned the herd
Journey - get this subprime loan bait outta here
Fiat - I’m not sure if I need to ban the models I did, they’re not selling anyway
Ford - seems to have culled the herd itself, but I’d add the Flex and EcoSport to the list
Genesis - gets to keep everything
GMC - gets to keep everything
Honda - only the Odyssey is banned
Hyundai - banned in its entirety
Infiniti - banned in its entirety
and on that note, I’ll do the second half tomorrow.