While I almost bought an AMG during the twilight of my career in oil, we find what I would be buying if I had chosen to go back. That’s right, it’s an E90 335d, in my favorite color combo, alpine white with tan leather, with a sport pack and idrive. Assuming I would be back in oil if I was in the market for one, it would be getting an LSD and then a tune. I’ve wanted to get one of these and turn the knob to 11. Whereas the M3 would be my high revving scalpel, this would be my sledgehammer torque monster. I can only dream though, unless my job does something that really irks me tomorrow, I won’t be going back to oil anytime soon.