This is Jade. Jade is obsessed with people food, especially dairy. You can’t eat a piece of cheese in our house without her knowing, and then her bugging the shit out of you until you give her some. She’ll come find you even if she’s in a totally different part of the house. What she loves the most is licking butter remnants off the butter knife. Even when it’s not actually butter, and rather, this stuff:
Dammit cat, quit nagging me for
dairy flaxseed oil!