“We Miatas-well get right to it.” Whether you cry of awkward laughter, or of utter shame-spewing embarrassment, things are about to get middle-school level uncomfortable in this Miata review.
The following AutoGuide(.com) review of the new MX-5 Miata is good in the sense that you get all the information you need to understand what the new model of the answer-to-everything has to offer. The same information you can access online without the boat-loads of uncomfortable dopey scripted “zingers” lingering in the air like a sauna on a hot Georgia day.
The reviewer manages to squeeze out every over-used and cliched phrase and expression in the book like “it is one of the most fun cars to drive, period” and “rowing through the gears is. a. blast.” Check. “It’s not the fastest or best handling car out there.. the real magic is how it connects man and machine.” Check. “Who’s buying an automatic MX-5, anyway?” Check. “[Drivers] can be on the road, where this car belongs” as well as 99% of all cars ever produced.
“The MX-5 Miata. One of the best, but definitely not the best.” - AutoGuide
“This is usually the part where I get out of the car and wrap things up. That ain’t gonna happen. I’m sorry Mazda, you made this car too good, and you aren’t getting it back from me. Adios.”
*stability control activates*
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