This Geo Is Best Kept Secret In The Used Car Market

It really is the best kept secret. If you scrolled past this post without clicking, you have proven my point. Actually, if you scrolled past this, you’re no longer with us and I can say without fear of repercussion that your mother is a woman of ill repute. Unlike other Geos of similar vintage leaving oil stains at the Salvation Army parking lot, this one revs to 7,600 RPM like a puppy earnestly tugging at its leash. You see, this generation Geo Prizm was the only four-door sedan or hatchback ever sold in the U.S. with the venerable 4AGE twin-cam engine. Find this 1990 Geo Prizm GSi hatchback for sale in Vancleave, MS for $1,650 via craigslist.

Edit: vehicle is no longer for sale. Keep reading anyway to discover what you missed out on.


Following a new partnership with Toyota, General Motors offered the first-generation Prizm as a badge-engineered Corolla. Based on the E90 Corolla, the Prizm was available in two body styles for a discount price against the ‘Yota. This is already more information than you thought you needed to know about a Geo, but it’s necessary to understand why you could walk into a Chevy dealership in 1990 and buy a car with the sex appeal of a raw potato that used the same engine as the white and black car that would soon become famous in that show that the kids like. Toyota stuck the 4AGE in the MR2 and a variety of Corollas, but never a sedan destined for the States. GM did, and from 1990-1992 offered its Prizm with the red top 16-valve 4AGE 1.6-liter, worth 130 horsepower. The GSi package also boasted four-wheel disc brakes, aluminum wheels, and ABS, because those were things to boast about in 1990.

With a clean title and a similarly clean yet uninspiring body, this particular Prizm is in relatively good driving shape. The A/C “ran when parked,” which are the three most terrifying words you can find in a craigslist listing besides “manual boost controller” and “Volkswagen Phaeton W12.” Fortunately, the sitting interval is just six months. Nothing can completely deteriorate in six months, right?

You won’t see these in this condition much longer, but that isn’t the injustice you think it is. Here’s why: it’s a 25-year-old Geo. You know, the automotive equivalent of an ear wax removal kit; beyond not wanting one, you don’t even want to hear about its existence. Congratulations on even making it this far into this insufferable learning experience. You’re either a pathetically hopeless 4AGE fan, an even more pathetic Geo fan, or a car enthusiast mildly interested in a simple, lightweight, five-speed hatchback with a high-revving twin-cam engine for the price of a white girl’s annual frappe budget.


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Originally posted as 2k: You’re About To Want A Geo: 1990 Geo Prizm GSi on Daily Turismo.

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